Seriously - WTH?

Calling out the stupid...and boy is there a lot to call out.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Versatile Blogger Award - Yeah BABY!!!

WOO-HOO! I was given another award! I found out when I was having one of the crappiest days and it totally turned my day around. I have no idea what this award is for, but I don't care, I am an award hoarder and will take as many as you guys want to give. Apparently, I get my self-esteem from them, so keep'em coming;) 

I want to give a special shout out to Ermie at Just Ermie for picking my blog (particularly because you picked it for my sarcasm). Be sure to visit her blog at:

OK the rules are THERE ARE NO RULES! Just kidding. Here they are:

1. Nominate 15 10 others for the award and inform them with a comment on each of their blogs. OK, you are supposed to do 15 but my mom is in the hospital and I'm trying to recommend blogs I like and that haven't already received this award.

2. Create a post for the Versatile Blogger Award.

3. In the same post, thank the blogger who nominated you in a post with a link back to their blog.

4. In the same post, share 7 completely random pieces of information about yourself.

5. In the same post, include this set of rules. 

Seems pretty easy so here we go:


1.) I have 3 dogs and 1 cat, all of which have at least 4 names that they respond to;

2.) I was in a car accident, had 7 surgeries, can't read books and can barely look at a computer. I type by looking at the keyboard; I take it as a great compliment when people tell me they would never know I was in an accident/have a head injury;

3.) I appreciate why they have to do them, but the Humane Society and the ASPCA have the saddest, worst commercials. As soon as I hear the Sarah McLachlan song start I have to change the channel or run out of the room. Damn doggy and kitty snuff films!

4.) I am a die hard Red Sox fan and my favorite player in the world was Mike Lowell before he retired;

5.) I would rather have my head set on fire than get married again, which makes me PERFECT for George Clooney...just sayin.'

6.) Every time I see some idiot wearing his pants around his knees, I have to do everything in my power to keep from giving him an atomic wedgie because believe me, he deserves it!

7.) If I could trade places with anyone in the world(and I'm not going to say the bull about being happy to be me) I think I would trade places with Heidi Klum or George Clooney. They both just seem so happy, successful and to enjoy their lives. Although if I was Heidi, I would have much better taste in men... or at least date hotter guys. Did you ever see her first husband? And seriously, Seal? He dated Heidi and screwed that up?!? Moron! And if I was George, I'd probably be gay and date Brad Pitt. Well, I'd probably just use him for sex, but you get the idea.

Okay, those are my random seven. Now to pick my blogs:

 If you want to laugh visit, well, my blog, but also these great ones:

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I think you will enjoy these blogs. I know I do. There are more out there that I know I am probably forgetting right now, but I have to get up at 5:30am and drive an hour and a half to meet with Mom's doctor so I can't go through all of them right now. Besides, I don't want to accidentally mention one, have you think it totally sucks and try to take my award away. It's mine and you can't have it back!

Thanks again, Ermie! I hope the rest of you enjoy my blogs too.

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Shay Lynn -Vampire Slayer

So today I was at the Convenience Center. What is a Convenience Center you ask? Well it is a place where you take your garbage when you don't have trash pick-up so you don't have to go to the dump. In actuality the Convenience Center is an inconvenience because you have to put your smelly garbage in your trunk and drive it to a place that bees convein to plot their world takeover.

After I dumped my garbage, I opened my car doors to clean out the mounds of crap I had accumulated. Hey my retainer! Just kidding. I never had braces or a retainer which makes it all the more strange that one was in my car.

Anyway, recently my dog ran away (don't cry, I found him), so I had wooden stakes and posterboard from when I went around making signs and sticking them up where Anakin (my Husky) could read them and hopefully find his way home. There was only one problem with that; I forgot that he couldn't read. Luckily humans that could read saw the signs, called and a day and a half later, Anakin was home. I went around and pulled the signs and put them in my back seat.

Anakin safe...and caught in my cat's
play house. Hope she got out first!
So  now I am at the Convenience Center and I am pulling the posterboard signs off the stakes and throwing the posterboard away. The woman next to me was throwing her garabage in the bins. I noticed she hadn't seen me throw the signs away. She only saw me with about 10 wooden stakes in my hand.

I could tell she was wondering why the hell I had a handful of wooden stakes so I casually looked at her smiled and said, "You never know when you are going to run into more vampires." She smiled uncomfortably, got in her car and drove away as fast as she could.

Shay Lynn - Vampire Slayer
I think she might have been one.

Friday, March 2, 2012

Ooooo, YAY! We have a New Entry for Dumb Ass of the Year Award!

"Hi. My name is RL. I'm a conservative radio host and I'm an IDIOT."

Well at least that is what he should have said. Instead, this moron, whose name I will not say because I believe he is totally doing this for attention, said the following about a college student that is pro insurance coverage for birth control:

"What does it say about the college co-ed Susan Fluke (sic) who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex — what does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute.”

He went on to say that Susan Fluke is promoting casual sex and if we [the people] are paying for her birth control, she should be required to post the videos of her having sex for us to see.

OK, FIRST of all, with the exception of maybe drug addicts, I can't see any woman prostituting herself for $8 (the monthly cost of my birth control), especially a college student. If for no other reason than because they are required to take Economics and well, that is just not economically intelligent.

Second, many women, including myself, take it for medical reasons. Some take it to regulate themselves; others take it because it dissolves cysts. So put that in your pipe and smoke it R.L.!

Third, don't you think it is better to take precautions instead of having sex without birth control, have a ton of children that you can't afford and having to go on welfare and/or food stamps? Wouldn't that cost more? Besides, if everyone were having litters of children, what would happen to our reality TV? No more shows like the Duggar's 19 Kids and Counting or Kate Plus 8 which has already been cancelled because, well, the Duggar's have more kids. Why watch 8 when you can watch 19+? But if everyone had 19+, then viewers would be like, "Yeah, whatever, I've got 19 kids too." The show would be cancelled and the Duggar's would most likely have to go on welfare or prostitute their children. What do you have to say to that R.L.?

Oink, Snort, Oink
And I can't help but notice that R.L.wasn't screaming when insurance was paying for his drug addition or recovery. He has also remained eerily silent about insurance paying for Viagra. (Not that I can imagine anyone actually wanting to sleep with the pig). I'm a woman. I don't take Viagra. It doesn't give me an erection. So why should I have to pay for some guy's boner pills? By the same definition doesn't that make men prostitutes? No, let me guess, that makes them studs.

To my knowledge, there is nothing about birth control in the Bible. You know why? Because it didn't exist. The objection to it was put forth by religious leaders. Why? Because God wants us to procreate and populate the Earth, which last I heard, people were saying was overpopulated and we were destroying. These same leaders have continuously changed up the rules regarding divorce and other hot button issues. Remember: Don't eat meat on Friday's during Lent? Then it was, well you can eat meat, as long you are over 65, a child or have health issues. In parts of the South, particularly where I currently live, you can't buy alcohol on Sunday "because of God." To that I say, "JESUS DRANK WINE!!!"

How about a real God given Commandment: Thou Shall Not Kill - You know, unless our country is being attacked or someone is breaking into your house.Then lock and load, baby! (And no, I am not slamming our soldiers. I applaud each one and am thankful we have them. I'm simply making a point.) Man tends to twist rules, regulations, and apparently Commandments to suit the needs of mankind.

Signe Wilkinson,Philadelphia Daily News

Still, I can't help but point out that no where in the Bible does it say, "I condemn thee for using birth control. However boner pills are not only accepted, but encouraged." *wink*wink

That said, I think it is pretty funny that not only was Susan Fluke originally not allowed to speak at the hearing, but the panel making the decision was made up of 10 men. So much for trial by your peers -and yes I know this wasn't a trial, but don't you think some women should have been included in the panel? Have you ever tried to get a man to wear a condom? Most turn into a 5 year old throwing a temper tantrum. Yet, assuming we are having sex, we are suppose to rely on this as our primary form of birth control?

Let's move on to the Constitution and Freedom of Religion. Shouldn't that mean you aren't allowed to force your religion down my throat? If you don't believe in birth control, don't buy it. Don't believe in sex before marriage or casual sex? Then don't have it. But don't stop others from living their lives.

Finally, we have Free Speech which protects our rights to say whatever the hell we want, no matter how idiotic that may be. So technically this idiot can blow all of the hot air that he wants to, yet we can't do anything about it. Although Susan may be able to get the bastard for deflamation (*hint*hint), but unfortunately, we can't shut him up for good.

I think what's funniest about the whole thing and the reason R.L. opposes it so is because he could be the poster child for birth control. Picture it: His mom holding up a photo of him with the phrase "Don't let this happen to you."

Bottom line:  I say birth control and boner pills for all! Susan Fluke, go get your's girl...but despite what R.L. says, please don't show us the video.

In closing I have a special request for R.L. please practice safe sex - Go f%@k yourself!

Special Note: RL has issued an apology for his "insulting comments." He said he was just trying to be funny. Idiot!