Wilford Brimley is Pissed

Wilford Brimley is pissed.

Why you ask? Because you have been slacking.

"But Shay," you say, "I have been working all day. I come home, take care of my family and then do my A-Z challenge like a good little blogger."

Well, let me ask you this: When was the last time you checked your blood sugar?

See, that's what I thought!

Seriously, can someone tell me why he is so pissed off? I'll be sitting in my living room, watching TV, not bothering anyone, then BAM! there he is on my screen, with his red, bulldog-like face and his overgrown, furry caterpillar mustache all up in my business, like a total hardass telling me, "You check your blood sugar and you check it often! There's no reason not to."

Excuse me, Mr. Brimley, but I do have a valid reason not to check it: I don't have diabetes. So, why are you going all postal and yelling at me?

Do you get paid on every diabetes or as you say, "dibeetus", kit you sell? Are you pissed because you have to prick your fingers and think everyone should suffer and feel your pain?

All I know is I don't come into your living room and make you suffer the same things I have to go through. Have I ever gotten pissy with you and demanded, "You get a pap smear and you get it often!" I didn't think so!

I don't know why you are so angry. Maybe you are mad that you can't eat things with sugary goodness or maybe you are upset because Our House got canceled. We're all still reeling from that one.

All I know is you better back off, Brim or I will start spiking your food with pixie stix. So, Mr. Brimley, you check your blood sugar and you check it often and leave me in peace to eat my Reese's peanut butter cups! 

You don't scare me!

Well maybe a little... seriously, what is with that mustache?

Versatile Blogger Award - Yeah BABY!!!

WOO-HOO! I was given another award! I found out when I was having one of the crappiest days and it totally turned my day around. I have no idea what this award is for, but I don't care, I am an award hoarder and will take as many as you guys want to give. Apparently, I get my self-esteem from them, so keep'em coming;) 


I want to give a special shout out to Ermie at Just Ermie for picking my blog (particularly because you picked it for my sarcasm). Be sure to visit her blog at: http://justermie.blogspot.com/

OK the rules are THERE ARE NO RULES! Just kidding. Here they are:

1. Nominate 15 10 others for the award and inform them with a comment on each of their blogs. OK, you are supposed to do 15 but my mom is in the hospital and I'm trying to recommend blogs I like and that haven't already received this award.

2. Create a post for the Versatile Blogger Award.

3. In the same post, thank the blogger who nominated you in a post with a link back to their blog.

4. In the same post, share 7 completely random pieces of information about yourself.

5. In the same post, include this set of rules. 

Seems pretty easy so here we go:

7 COMPLETELY RANDOM PIECES OF INFORMATION ABOUT ME

1.) I have 3 dogs and 1 cat, all of which have at least 4 names that they respond to;

2.) I was in a car accident, had 7 surgeries, can't read books and can barely look at a computer. I type by looking at the keyboard; I take it as a great compliment when people tell me they would never know I was in an accident/have a head injury;

3.) I appreciate why they have to do them, but the Humane Society and the ASPCA have the saddest, worst commercials. As soon as I hear the Sarah McLachlan song start I have to change the channel or run out of the room. Damn doggy and kitty snuff films!

4.) I am a die hard Red Sox fan and my favorite player in the world was Mike Lowell before he retired;

5.) I would rather have my head set on fire than get married again, which makes me PERFECT for George Clooney...just sayin.'

6.) Every time I see some idiot wearing his pants around his knees, I have to do everything in my power to keep from giving him an atomic wedgie because believe me, he deserves it!

7.) If I could trade places with anyone in the world(and I'm not going to say the bull about being happy to be me) I think I would trade places with Heidi Klum or George Clooney. They both just seem so happy, successful and to enjoy their lives. Although if I was Heidi, I would have much better taste in men... or at least date hotter guys. Did you ever see her first husband? And seriously, Seal? He dated Heidi and screwed that up?!? Moron! And if I was George, I'd probably be gay and date Brad Pitt. Well, I'd probably just use him for sex, but you get the idea.

Okay, those are my random seven. Now to pick my blogs:

 If you want to laugh visit, well, my blog, but also these great ones:

http://noisyquiet.blogspot.com/

Gwendolyn @  http://www.pullmyfunnybone.com/ 

Addman @ http://muppetsforjustice.blogspot.com/

Flip @  http://hillblocksview.blogspot.com/

Barfly @ http://www.sssporchparty.com/

http://www.frazzledandfrumpy.blogspot.com/ 

Mama Diaries http://sherryellis.blogspot.com/ 

http://bob-lostintime.blogspot.com/ 

For the latest reviews/synopsis on horror flicks and the occasional horror flick hottie list visit:

The M'hael @ http://thehorrorclub.blogspot.com/

Fun Craft Ideas

http://lemmemakeit.blogspot.com/ 

I think you will enjoy these blogs. I know I do. There are more out there that I know I am probably forgetting right now, but I have to get up at 5:30am and drive an hour and a half to meet with Mom's doctor so I can't go through all of them right now. Besides, I don't want to accidentally mention one, have you think it totally sucks and try to take my award away. It's mine and you can't have it back!


Thanks again, Ermie! I hope the rest of you enjoy my blogs too.