I'd Like To Thank The Academy...

I rock!

OK, I am truly honored and speechless to have been awarded the Liebster Blog Award for the 2nd time. I am certain this award will cause my phone to start ringing off the hook with movie offers, book deals, and of course the possibility of being Tom Cruise's next wife. Sorry Tom, I'll have to take a pass. If you have read any of my posts, ( and come on, I'm sure you are an avid reader of mine) I'm certain you know that I have a mouth and I know how to use it (did that sound kinky?) which I am told is "frowned upon" in the world of Scientology.

Anyway, to accept the award, I am told that I have to 1st answer the following questions that were presented to me my by the person that nominated me for this totally awesome award:

 http://akashicwindow.blogspot.com

1.) Do you consider yourself to be super-duper fly?

Yes. Well...kinda. No... you know what, I do. I rock and I'm not afraid to say so! If you are with me, you are going to have fun. I accept people for who they are. I feel I have a good heart but also have a backbone. 

2.) What is your favorite reality show?

 I HATE reality TV... does Jon Stewart count because I love him and Stephen Colbert.

3.) Do you fear that the Apocalypse or Armageddon will occur in your lifetime? 

I'm not that vain to think it will happen, but I'm not that vain to think that it isn't possible. But I do have to say   that being super-duper fly would help me to survive;) LOL

4.) What is one of your top three favorite quotes of all time?

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent - Eleanor Roosevelt

5.) Who is your Favorite writer?

Dave Barry

6.) Can you recite any movie in its entirety, and if so, which one?

When Harry Met Sally, Weekend At Bernie's, The Usual Suspects, Christmas Vacation, Beauty and the Beast (thanks to watching it a gazillion times with my nephew when he was 2), probably many more. Wow, I need a life.

7.) What one person has most influenced your life thus far?

Jacob King (My friend's brother that died at a very young age) and the many wish kids I worked with through Make-A-Wish.

8.) What is your favorite childhood memory?

Christmas-sitting upstairs with a cup of cocoa staring at the Christmas tree (I still do that). I also liked going to our cottage up North.

9.) Why do you blog?

My blog is called Seriously, WTH? I do not feel that I should have to hold in the stupid shit people do. I think others should have to share the knowledge that clouds up my brain. I also am compelled to write(not by a witch or anything weird)...whether it is for my own amusement or just because I have stuff inside I want to get out. If I can make someone else laugh or thing, "OMG! I think that too" and it helps make their day a little better it makes mine better. I like knowing I make people smile.

10.) What is the most terrifying thing to ever happen to you?

I was in a car accident. One night when I was lying in bed I couldn't move...I couldn't speak. My dad walked by and I tried to call out to him but couldn't. I was terrified. It was like I was trapped inside my own body. Somehow I managed to fall asleep. I woke up the next morning and was fine. Never happened before and never happened again but seriously freaked me out.

And finally, number 11) Do you wipe front to back or back to front?

I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

Now I get to nominate blogs and give people questions. And the nominees for totally awesome rockin' blogs are (note some of you I did not nominate because I saw you on Aubree's site (i.e. HillBlocksView, pullmyfunnybone and jennoddo) and thought you would kill me if I made you do this again;):

http://www.sssporchparty.com/
http://justermie.blogspot.com/
http://myworldaccordingtomeii.blogspot.com
http://muppetsforjustice.blogspot.com/2012/12/ollies-update.html
http://chiz-chat.blogspot.com/2012/11/feathered-matter-inc.html
http://seriouslyshutthefrontdoor.blogspot.com/2012/05/shizzle-that-is-said.html
http://www.survivingboys.com/2012/11/the-best-worst-coffee-ill-ever-drink.html
http://ilikeitonthetable.blogspot.com/
http://orphandoll.blogspot.com/
http://www.abeerfortheshower.com/
http://www.southernortherner.com/

Now, here are your 11 questions:

1) If education and salary wasn't an issue and you could have any job in the world, what job would you choose?

2) If you had the ability to know what other people really thought about you would you want to?

3)If you could be any other person besides yourself (and don't give me the crap about "I'm happy being me" play the game!!!) who would you be?

4) What is the one gift you hope you are going to get for Christmas?

5) What was your biggest "blond" moment?

6) If you could be invisible and be in a room to overhear a conversation (past or present) what would the conversation be (Old love? Watergate? Kennedy Assasination? Snooping on kids?)

7) Who is your favorite comedian/ humor writer?

8) If you could be a member of the opposite sex for 24 hours what would you do?

9)What is your favorite Christmas movie?

10) I'm stealing this question because I liked it - Why do you blog?

11) What is the one thing that you wish more people knew about you? (Maybe a misconception you wish you could set straight, a talent you have, or something else.)

Congrats to the nominees. I hope you accept the award. To do so, copy and paste the award from my page, post who you got the award from, answer my 11 questions, come up with 11 questions of your own and nominate 11 totally awesome bloggers;)

Oh! And don't forget my book will make great stocking stuffers...OK, maybe not stocking stuffers, but great presents for the single people in your life ...

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_1_21?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=why+am+i+still+single+shay+stone&sprefix=why+am+I+still+single%2Caps%2C192

or
 For anyone suffering from chronic pain (migraines, back, fibromyalgia, etc)

http://www.amazon.com/Pain-Go-Away-Shay-Stone/dp/0985590602/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1354631906&sr=8-2&keywords=pain+pain+go+away

Versatile Blogger Award - Yeah BABY!!!

WOO-HOO! I was given another award! I found out when I was having one of the crappiest days and it totally turned my day around. I have no idea what this award is for, but I don't care, I am an award hoarder and will take as many as you guys want to give. Apparently, I get my self-esteem from them, so keep'em coming;) 


I want to give a special shout out to Ermie at Just Ermie for picking my blog (particularly because you picked it for my sarcasm). Be sure to visit her blog at: http://justermie.blogspot.com/

OK the rules are THERE ARE NO RULES! Just kidding. Here they are:

1. Nominate 15 10 others for the award and inform them with a comment on each of their blogs. OK, you are supposed to do 15 but my mom is in the hospital and I'm trying to recommend blogs I like and that haven't already received this award.

2. Create a post for the Versatile Blogger Award.

3. In the same post, thank the blogger who nominated you in a post with a link back to their blog.

4. In the same post, share 7 completely random pieces of information about yourself.

5. In the same post, include this set of rules. 

Seems pretty easy so here we go:

7 COMPLETELY RANDOM PIECES OF INFORMATION ABOUT ME

1.) I have 3 dogs and 1 cat, all of which have at least 4 names that they respond to;

2.) I was in a car accident, had 7 surgeries, can't read books and can barely look at a computer. I type by looking at the keyboard; I take it as a great compliment when people tell me they would never know I was in an accident/have a head injury;

3.) I appreciate why they have to do them, but the Humane Society and the ASPCA have the saddest, worst commercials. As soon as I hear the Sarah McLachlan song start I have to change the channel or run out of the room. Damn doggy and kitty snuff films!

4.) I am a die hard Red Sox fan and my favorite player in the world was Mike Lowell before he retired;

5.) I would rather have my head set on fire than get married again, which makes me PERFECT for George Clooney...just sayin.'

6.) Every time I see some idiot wearing his pants around his knees, I have to do everything in my power to keep from giving him an atomic wedgie because believe me, he deserves it!

7.) If I could trade places with anyone in the world(and I'm not going to say the bull about being happy to be me) I think I would trade places with Heidi Klum or George Clooney. They both just seem so happy, successful and to enjoy their lives. Although if I was Heidi, I would have much better taste in men... or at least date hotter guys. Did you ever see her first husband? And seriously, Seal? He dated Heidi and screwed that up?!? Moron! And if I was George, I'd probably be gay and date Brad Pitt. Well, I'd probably just use him for sex, but you get the idea.

Okay, those are my random seven. Now to pick my blogs:

 If you want to laugh visit, well, my blog, but also these great ones:

http://noisyquiet.blogspot.com/

Gwendolyn @  http://www.pullmyfunnybone.com/ 

Addman @ http://muppetsforjustice.blogspot.com/

Flip @  http://hillblocksview.blogspot.com/

Barfly @ http://www.sssporchparty.com/

http://www.frazzledandfrumpy.blogspot.com/ 

Mama Diaries http://sherryellis.blogspot.com/ 

http://bob-lostintime.blogspot.com/ 

For the latest reviews/synopsis on horror flicks and the occasional horror flick hottie list visit:

The M'hael @ http://thehorrorclub.blogspot.com/

Fun Craft Ideas

http://lemmemakeit.blogspot.com/ 

I think you will enjoy these blogs. I know I do. There are more out there that I know I am probably forgetting right now, but I have to get up at 5:30am and drive an hour and a half to meet with Mom's doctor so I can't go through all of them right now. Besides, I don't want to accidentally mention one, have you think it totally sucks and try to take my award away. It's mine and you can't have it back!


Thanks again, Ermie! I hope the rest of you enjoy my blogs too.

I'm Calling This Post "Haha I GOT AN AWARD And You Didn't" Because I'm Mature Like That

Oh yeah! That's right. Who's a badass little blogger?

Me! That's who.I just received an award for blogs with under 200 followers or as I like to think of it, some-of-the-best-little-blogs-you-aren't-following...yet;) It is for, as Gossip Girl describes it, the grooviest blogs.

And on that note, special thanks to Gossip Girl for choosing my blog. You rock! I am humbled that you picked it and glad that you enjoy it and more importantly, don't get offended by my spoon sharp wit and humor. Be sure to click the link below or the Liebster Blog Badge on the side of my blog so that you can check her's out too which she describes as: "1C of "Oh Hell No", 1/2C of Controversy, 1T Humor, 1t of a little entertainment and a pinch of My Opinion..."

http://myworldaccordingtomeii.blogspot.com/

So now it is my turn because there are rules and as much as I hate rules, I really like the little award thingy considering the only other major awards I have received are a Blue Ribbon in 6th grade for the Longest Softball Toss (that's a life skill that comes in handy) and an induction into the National Honor Society in high school (The boys were beating down my door after that, let me tell you! Yeah, I'm a nerd).

To accept the award you must do a few things:
1) Thank the person that nominated you on your blog and link back to them;
2) Nominate up to 5 other blogs for the award;
3) Let them know via comment on their blog;
4) Post the award on your blog.

So now, I get to choose 5 blogs with under 200 followers that I think rock and that you should be reading, in addition to mine of course. Here they are and in no particular order:


1.)The SSS Porch Party - "a unique group of noisy neighbors that share the passion to get together to party, drink, and act crazy. As you can imagine, many funny party stories have evolved over the years, and will continue well into the future. The characters and stories are narrated with text, pictures, and videos as observed through the eyes of Barfly."  http://sssporchparty.blogspot.com/

(I can't guarantee you won't get offended BUT I can guarantee you'll laugh;)

2.)Buttons Are Not Currency - I am crazy about Nellie's sensual and poetic writing style. Be careful because her words will seduce your mind, and may just capture your soul. 
http://nellievaughn.blogspot.com/

3.)Muppets For Justice - If I was given an opportunity to spend 5 minutes inside Addman's brain I don't know if I would be more excited or frightened to my very core. With titles like: Brain Shits and Fate Of The World (Or How I Learned To Stop Vegetarianism And Love The Bomb), you never know what will come out of his mouth next, but it will be funny. http://muppetsforjustice.blogspot.com/  

4.)Pull My Funnybone - "Pull My Funnybone contains sick & twisted stories to offend and disgust you and hopefully make you laugh so hard you pee your pants." http://www.pullmyfunnybone.com/

I could try to think of something to convey how funny and offensive her blog is, but I think you should check it out for youself;)

5.) Hills Block View - This Mr. Mom describes himself as "Twice the idiot, none of the savant." http://hillblocksview.blogspot.com/
I just discovered this blog the other day and am already in love with it. Very funny! If you need a laugh, he'll supply one or ten.

Picking just five wasn't easy, but I tried to pick the ones that I know blog often and that I think have the most universal appeal. Writing at it's best. Seriously, it's worth clicking off FaceBook, Pintrest or even the porn sites you claim your not looking at and don't know how they got into your browser. Enjoy! (The blogs...not the porn, eh, the porn too. Why not:)