tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4884176418782199722.post3416085759981691676..comments2023-12-31T01:58:17.416-05:00Comments on Shay Stone: Why You suckShayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14330899081362077129noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4884176418782199722.post-53652815339359287072012-07-17T16:30:26.828-04:002012-07-17T16:30:26.828-04:00Love these, especially the food and vacation and s...Love these, especially the food and vacation and shopping cart ones!<br /><br />Every time I go to a store with a cart, I have to breathe deeply when I see a cart up ahead that I know will not be moved to clear a path. I have to really put in effort to not jam their cart or to move it in a harsh manner. Though, maybe that would get the message across better to the person.a.eyehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01468719598280416330noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4884176418782199722.post-18969613423347159192012-07-06T13:52:06.335-04:002012-07-06T13:52:06.335-04:00Yes!!! It is like a cheesy, scary spoof movie. The...Yes!!! It is like a cheesy, scary spoof movie. They are lurkers. They try to beat you to an item certain you are getting a better deal than they are. Thankfully much like Kryptonite is to Superman, WD40 is to the lurker and her squeaky wheel ;)Shayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14330899081362077129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4884176418782199722.post-949407123491646952012-07-05T22:32:26.804-04:002012-07-05T22:32:26.804-04:00I agree with all of them!!! The Walmart aisle bitc...I agree with all of them!!! The Walmart aisle bitches are there, every. Sunday. And when they move on...Annoying Person #7 rears its ugly head...they are obliviously pushing the cart with the loudest squeaking wheel and they are following YOU!!!Chuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13676928110297819368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4884176418782199722.post-8081230002283002042012-07-05T15:17:35.808-04:002012-07-05T15:17:35.808-04:00Hey Chiz! I totally agree with you. "That guy...Hey Chiz! I totally agree with you. "That guy"'s parents should have been neutered. Whenever they don't thank me for holding the door I always say, "YOU'RE WELCOME" really loud so that they (and other people) know they are being an asshole.<br /><br />As far as the texting thing goes. Yesterday I was walking with my nieces and nephew into a grocery store. A car had stopped so we could walk in front of them. I quicken my step out of courtesy. My niece was slowing down because she was texting. I grabbed her phone and said, "NO, no, you will not be that person that is texting and not paying attention while someone else is being courteous to you. You will NOT be one of those people i want to smack upside the head for being an idiot." She laughed and I gave her back her phone, but I definitely made my point. <br /><br />Shay Stone- saving the world from one idiot at a time. LOLShayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14330899081362077129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4884176418782199722.post-11358800198671797162012-07-05T12:46:50.322-04:002012-07-05T12:46:50.322-04:00I love this post. I wish people would just stop ma...I love this post. I wish people would just stop making "that guy." That guy doesn't need to exist! Stop making him! I see him everywhere. The guy not able to see where he's going because he's taxting. The guy who doesn't thank you for holding the door open. The guy who hangs out from of the gas station convenience store.<br /><br />It must be the heat because lately I just can't stand some people. They have no regard for anyone else. Bah, I'll stop my rant. Great post, though!Chizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00278752118665353147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4884176418782199722.post-21118591009694276032012-07-05T08:44:15.984-04:002012-07-05T08:44:15.984-04:00Well, I have a friend that got arrested for wrongf...Well, I have a friend that got arrested for wrongful imprisonment when he and his girlfriend got in a fight and he had her car keys in his pocket. They said she couldn't leave so it was considered wrongful imprisonment, so I don't think you have to hold them for too long. Hey, does that mean if i take a drunk person's keys away from them I could go to jail because that would suck!Shayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14330899081362077129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4884176418782199722.post-18903283207439832482012-07-05T08:41:14.052-04:002012-07-05T08:41:14.052-04:00Haha That is the whole point of my blog. I try to ...Haha That is the whole point of my blog. I try to point out what other people think but won't or don't say. i figure if I'm thinking it there is a pretty good chance someone else is too ;)<br /><br />As far as going out to eat not inviting us, screw'em. Apparently they don't want to have a good time or they would invite us. We'll go out. Maybe we will even find them and through food at them from across the room!Shayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14330899081362077129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4884176418782199722.post-12577816916642491232012-07-05T03:14:06.597-04:002012-07-05T03:14:06.597-04:00You say what we're all thinking, you really do...You say what we're all thinking, you really do. <br /><br />The people that post pictures of their food are absolutely ridiculous. And they're assholes. I almost forgot that. How dare they not invite me out to eat with them!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4884176418782199722.post-34530772589976948592012-07-04T19:09:40.674-04:002012-07-04T19:09:40.674-04:00Thank you! When I write, I write from my heart whi...Thank you! When I write, I write from my heart which is filled with sarcasm and a low tolerance for bullshit. Welcome to my blog:) If you like this one, you may want to check out my Nominees for Dumb Ass of The Year post (I think it is somewhere between December and February.) <br /><br />Happy 4th!!!Shayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14330899081362077129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4884176418782199722.post-43646063065601728402012-07-04T11:53:53.515-04:002012-07-04T11:53:53.515-04:00I absolutely love this! It's the best thing I...I absolutely love this! It's the best thing I've read all week! Annoying people are everywhere! I love the one about ramming the part, and the 10 extra points for a kid on the end just makes it even better.Angry Adminhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08535425787466224100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4884176418782199722.post-17224125899153494102012-07-03T17:42:48.552-04:002012-07-03T17:42:48.552-04:00Hmm... but you're advocating battery in anothe...Hmm... but you're advocating battery in another response, so I didn't think taping someone down would be that big a deal. How long do you have to hold someone for it to be kidnapping?Andrew Leonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13964775673414653644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4884176418782199722.post-48213368217425048212012-07-03T17:33:28.507-04:002012-07-03T17:33:28.507-04:00You can absolutely hip check them into a bonfire. ...You can absolutely hip check them into a bonfire. As long as you provide the other people at the bonfire with marshmallows so they can toast them as the fire grows. <br /><br />Don't worry about the internet, I'll be you alibi. Besides no one ever believes anything written on the internet;) Happy 4th!Shayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14330899081362077129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4884176418782199722.post-6743086802449493412012-07-03T17:30:53.825-04:002012-07-03T17:30:53.825-04:00Thanks:) New author photos for my next book. Strik...Thanks:) New author photos for my next book. Strike a pose!Shayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14330899081362077129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4884176418782199722.post-44247824725196401442012-07-03T17:30:02.555-04:002012-07-03T17:30:02.555-04:00It's a whole kidnapping holding someone agains...It's a whole kidnapping holding someone against their will thing. People tend to get pissy and the next thing you know you are in a cell with a guy named Bubba that is making you do things against YOUR will.Shayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14330899081362077129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4884176418782199722.post-20821655601562975432012-07-03T17:28:37.447-04:002012-07-03T17:28:37.447-04:00PT TOTALLY agree. People cannot wipe their own ass...PT TOTALLY agree. People cannot wipe their own asses anymore without calling or texting three people. It drives me nuts. I miss the days that when you were out of the house, people couldn't get a hold of you until you got home. You could actually pay attention and focus on what you were doing and who you were with. OH! That's another one that pisses me off: the people that have to talk or text while they are at dinner with you or in a car with you. Acceptable behavior- throw their phone out the window and run over it. Unacceptable behavior: Shoving their phone up their ass and saying, "Can you hear me now?"Shayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14330899081362077129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4884176418782199722.post-85441940081560957942012-07-03T17:20:33.883-04:002012-07-03T17:20:33.883-04:00SO the tourists are in town for our huge 3rd of Ju...SO the tourists are in town for our huge 3rd of July celebration. It's great for businesses around town when they come in for a few days and leave. When it falls mid week, they come for a whole week and clear out every shelve in my grocery store, create the worst of traffic and parking problems, and just give humanity a bad name.<br /><br />Would casually hi checking them into tonight's bonfires on the beach be the unacceptable or acceptable response?<br /><br />(As an aside I have posted this question twice on the internet. If someone actually does die via the fire tonight, I am so screwed.)Julihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10097214923216967086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4884176418782199722.post-14030087684090746552012-07-03T16:41:24.165-04:002012-07-03T16:41:24.165-04:00Oh, and I like the new pic.Oh, and I like the new pic.Andrew Leonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13964775673414653644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4884176418782199722.post-85444951767990368182012-07-03T16:39:47.061-04:002012-07-03T16:39:47.061-04:00Wait, why can't we tape people to their chairs...Wait, why can't we tape people to their chairs so that they have to pay attention? That seems very reasonable to me.Andrew Leonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13964775673414653644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4884176418782199722.post-14372934178667253542012-07-03T15:58:30.685-04:002012-07-03T15:58:30.685-04:00I really hate those people who park in the middle ...I really hate those people who park in the middle of an aisle at the grocery store. Every freaking time people do this! Or if they don't park in the middle, they'll find that one spot along the side that's parallel to another cart or something on the other side so you have to try and squeak between them. And why do people have to talk on their phones constantly while they shop? What, you can't decide what soup to buy all on your own? I mean I know it's such a difficult decision, but come on, before cell phones were everywhere people managed to do it.PT Dillowayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09394481476862013009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4884176418782199722.post-79347974996596714822012-07-03T15:54:23.080-04:002012-07-03T15:54:23.080-04:00I am happy to help, Andrea. I feel if people are g...I am happy to help, Andrea. I feel if people are given permission to correct the behavior they will be more likely to do something about it ;)Shayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14330899081362077129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4884176418782199722.post-28746854223172059592012-07-03T15:53:34.201-04:002012-07-03T15:53:34.201-04:00As long as you post naked pictures of yourself on ...As long as you post naked pictures of yourself on FB after you go ;) LOLShayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14330899081362077129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4884176418782199722.post-31060291881758948612012-07-03T15:50:01.910-04:002012-07-03T15:50:01.910-04:00I feel so much better...
1) knowing I am not alon...I feel so much better...<br /><br />1) knowing I am not alone in my annoyance and <br /><br />2) I am now armed with some fantastic responses!!!!!<br /><br />:)Andreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01294308714313220666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4884176418782199722.post-62224654516724813112012-07-03T15:36:37.901-04:002012-07-03T15:36:37.901-04:00Send them back a picture of a turd tin a toilet wi...Send them back a picture of a turd tin a toilet with a text that says, "Guess what I'm doing..."<br /><br />"High five them in the head and say, "Hard enough for ya?"<br /><br />Funny stuff my Cyanide Girl :)<br /><br />Oh wait, I'm heading to the gym need to post it on FB, just for you :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04468338100806274954noreply@blogger.com