Seriously - WTH?

Calling out the stupid...and boy is there a lot to call out.

Monday, December 3, 2012

I'd Like To Thank The Academy...

I rock!
OK, I am truly honored and speechless to have been awarded the Liebster Blog Award for the 2nd time. I am certain this award will cause my phone to start ringing off the hook with movie offers, book deals, and of course the possibility of being Tom Cruise's next wife. Sorry Tom, I'll have to take a pass. If you have read any of my posts, ( and come on, I'm sure you are an avid reader of mine) I'm certain you know that I have a mouth and I know how to use it (did that sound kinky?) which I am told is "frowned upon" in the world of Scientology.

Anyway, to accept the award, I am told that I have to 1st answer the following questions that were presented to me my by the person that nominated me for this totally awesome award:


 http://akashicwindow.blogspot.com


1.) Do you consider yourself to be super-duper fly?

Yes. Well...kinda. No... you know what, I do. I rock and I'm not afraid to say so! If you are with me, you are going to have fun. I accept people for who they are. I feel I have a good heart but also have a backbone. 


2.) What is your favorite reality show?


 I HATE reality TV... does Jon Stewart count because I love him and Stephen Colbert.

3.) Do you fear that the Apocalypse or Armageddon will occur in your lifetime? 


I'm not that vain to think it will happen, but I'm not that vain to think that it isn't possible. But I do have to say   that being super-duper fly would help me to survive;) LOL

4.) What is one of your top three favorite quotes of all time?


No one can make you feel inferior without your consent - Eleanor Roosevelt


5.) Who is your Favorite writer?


Dave Barry

6.) Can you recite any movie in its entirety, and if so, which one?


When Harry Met Sally, Weekend At Bernie's, The Usual Suspects, Christmas Vacation, Beauty and the Beast (thanks to watching it a gazillion times with my nephew when he was 2), probably many more. Wow, I need a life.


7.) What one person has most influenced your life thus far?


Jacob King (My friend's brother that died at a very young age) and the many wish kids I worked with through Make-A-Wish.


8.) What is your favorite childhood memory?


Christmas-sitting upstairs with a cup of cocoa staring at the Christmas tree (I still do that). I also liked going to our cottage up North.


9.) Why do you blog?


My blog is called Seriously, WTH? I do not feel that I should have to hold in the stupid shit people do. I think others should have to share the knowledge that clouds up my brain. I also am compelled to write(not by a witch or anything weird)...whether it is for my own amusement or just because I have stuff inside I want to get out. If I can make someone else laugh or thing, "OMG! I think that too" and it helps make their day a little better it makes mine better. I like knowing I make people smile.


10.) What is the most terrifying thing to ever happen to you?


I was in a car accident. One night when I was lying in bed I couldn't move...I couldn't speak. My dad walked by and I tried to call out to him but couldn't. I was terrified. It was like I was trapped inside my own body. Somehow I managed to fall asleep. I woke up the next morning and was fine. Never happened before and never happened again but seriously freaked me out.


And finally, number 11) Do you wipe front to back or back to front?


I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

Now I get to nominate blogs and give people questions. And the nominees for totally awesome rockin' blogs are (note some of you I did not nominate because I saw you on Aubree's site (i.e. HillBlocksView, pullmyfunnybone and jennoddo) and thought you would kill me if I made you do this again;):


http://www.sssporchparty.com/

http://justermie.blogspot.com/
http://myworldaccordingtomeii.blogspot.com
http://muppetsforjustice.blogspot.com/2012/12/ollies-update.html
http://chiz-chat.blogspot.com/2012/11/feathered-matter-inc.html
http://seriouslyshutthefrontdoor.blogspot.com/2012/05/shizzle-that-is-said.html
http://www.survivingboys.com/2012/11/the-best-worst-coffee-ill-ever-drink.html
http://ilikeitonthetable.blogspot.com/
http://orphandoll.blogspot.com/
http://www.abeerfortheshower.com/
http://www.southernortherner.com/

Now, here are your 11 questions:


1) If education and salary wasn't an issue and you could have any job in the world, what job would you choose?


2) If you had the ability to know what other people really thought about you would you want to?


3)If you could be any other person besides yourself (and don't give me the crap about "I'm happy being me" play the game!!!) who would you be?


4) What is the one gift you hope you are going to get for Christmas?


5) What was your biggest "blond" moment?


6) If you could be invisible and be in a room to overhear a conversation (past or present) what would the conversation be (Old love? Watergate? Kennedy Assasination? Snooping on kids?)


7) Who is your favorite comedian/ humor writer?


8) If you could be a member of the opposite sex for 24 hours what would you do?


9)What is your favorite Christmas movie?


10) I'm stealing this question because I liked it - Why do you blog?


11) What is the one thing that you wish more people knew about you? (Maybe a misconception you wish you could set straight, a talent you have, or something else.)


Congrats to the nominees. I hope you accept the award. To do so, copy and paste the award from my page, post who you got the award from, answer my 11 questions, come up with 11 questions of your own and nominate 11 totally awesome bloggers;)


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or
 For anyone suffering from chronic pain (migraines, back, fibromyalgia, etc)

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