Seriously - WTH?

Calling out the stupid...and boy is there a lot to call out.

Monday, April 30, 2012

Z is for Zero, Zip, Zilch, Nada

OK, nada doesn't start with a "z" but it's the last day of the A-Z Challenge so I figured WTH?

That's right people, slap my ass and call me Judy, we did it! Well, I did it. I don't know if you stuck it out or not. I want to give a shout out to my new followers, especially the ones that comment frequently...yup, that's right, I show favoritism. It is one of the things we love about me. My kudos (not to be confused with cooties) can be bought with flattery, oooooo, and money if anyone wants to send some of that my way.

I have taken you through Lesbian Torcher Chambers (not literally), introduced you to the growing Epidemic of Kids for Sale ("E" post) and imparted wisdom on you like the danger of touching Habanero and genitalia (if you didn't read my post for "H" trust me on this one, just don't do it). We have come up with some wonderful ideas (Undateable labels - "U" post). I warned you about Santa ("S" post) and yoga ("Y" post). Told you about the new way to insult people on Facebook ("G" post). I have shared personal information with you about how wanted I am ("J" post), the embarrassing time I hit on a doctor after I came out of surgery, which most of you considered my funniest post ("I" post) or at least until my "O" post, my kick-ass Rock Star capabilities ("R" post) BTW, Barfly and Andrew still no tickets available for the shower show, sorry! I also told you about the time I went psychotic over a Garage Sale sign ("P" post) and I told you about my drug addicted dog ("D" post).



I feel like we have grown close. I have found some great blogs (and some strange ones) since this challenge started. On that note, please leave me a comment and tell me your favorite new blog and others you really like.


Now, my ass is taking a break. My brain hurts. I will start blogging again next week. If you just can't do without me before then, check out some of my old posts, because I don't know if you know this, but I'm pretty freakin' funny;) I hope you will continue to follow me. Remember if you enter your email address above, my little ol' blog will arrive at your email every week. (That's how I follow some of my favs).

Now a big congrats to all of you that finished this challenge. It's Miller time! OK, not really because I hate beer, but it sounds better than saying it is "Yellow Tail Cabernet Sauvignon Merlot blend time."

Cheers!

Blog on, my friends! Blog on!
**Side note: I'm getting published (pen name is Shay Stone)!  Buy my book and make me rich please and you will forever be my besties:) More info to come. **



27 comments:

  1. Congrats on your publishing!
    I haven't read all your blogs but now that the challenge is over I will be able to go back and read all of them. I have enjoyed being on your follow list and look forward to many more posts.
    -Bushman

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    1. What up Bushman! I am glad you are a follower too:) I will be blogging once a week (I usually try to post the same day and it is usually a Wednesday). Thank you for always being there with a comment. I like having "regulars" whose comments I look forward too.

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  2. You're getting published!?! If anyone deserves it, it's definitely you. And yes, you are unbelievably funny. I enjoyed every single post you did for the challenge!

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    1. Thank you and I am glad you enjoyed all of my posts:) And thanks even more for being a constant comment-er/supporter of my blog. BTW, I really like the thing you are doing with your blog (the recordings). Very cool concept.

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  3. By choosing to read as many blogs as possible, I missed your fantastic topics--more's the pity. Congrats on your publishing success. My book, co-written by Edith Parzefall, has just been released too. Pats on the back all 'round.


    http://francene-wordstitcher.blogspot.com/

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    1. Welcome to my blog now, Francene (better late than never;)Congrats on your book being published also. May I ask the name of it?

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  4. Congrats! I have to say, I was checking around that night and many blogs were still on O.

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    1. Really? Wow!See, I am 1 of those type A personalities. If I start something, I have to finish it. Not to mention, I like the challenge of doing it every day...for a month. I would shoot myself if I had to do it every day for any longer.

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  5. Congrats. On finishing AND getting published. I'm gonna self publish because people are stupid and they wouldn't know talent if it hit them in the face. With a herring.

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    1. Flip, you SO should! Today with the eBooks and everything I think self publishing is becoming more and more popular and realistic, especially since most agents won't even read your work unless you have a massive way of promoting it (i.e. celebrity, already published author, or a big-wig professional in the field/community that could push the book-like a doctor at the Mayo clinic or something.I was going to go that route and then I got this opportunity and thought WOO-HOO!

      I would definitely look into it though. You right some funny stuff!

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  6. Congrats Shay, your blog is very funny. I always love the topics. The length of text and number of pics is perfect, and your comments to comments are funny too. It does not hurt to see your cute face on here as well (smooth, sly, smile).

    You challenged me to this A to Z thing, and I dropped the ball. Too many rules for me.

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    1. Slacker! But I will forgive you for not doing the challenge. Did I mention you're a slacker?!? haha

      Thank you on all counts. I am really glad that you said the length and number of picture were good. I was just contemplating whether or not it was too long, but at the same time was afraid if I shortened it I wouldn't be able to get everything across. I REALLY appreciate the input:)

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  7. Congrats on getting published and finishing this gruesome challenge. I still haven't finished it yet, but I will this afternoon granted I don't die on the way home or something. Also, not to pry, may we know what the book is (genre, topic, or anything)?

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    1. Thank you and congrats to you after you finish the post today (SLACKER!)

      I actually have 2. The first is kind of a self-help book about chronic pain called "Pain, Pain, Go Away..." which should be out in June.

      The 2nd I believe will fall under fiction (I think that's what my publisher said). It was called "Why Am I Still Single?" but there are a lot of books with similar titles, so we had a few titles but believe we are going with "Who Do You Think You Are?" It is a tough love book for women (and should be a bible for guys) about the different type of women(i.e. The Princess, The Gold Digger; The Chameleon, etc...about 20 types in all)and how they push men away and what to do about it. It's great for guys too because it will help them to identify the types of girls and know right away who and what they are dealing with. I have had a few guys read it and they were like, "Screw marketing to girls! You need to market this to us. we need it!" LOL

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  8. So you're into spanking, too? What's the deal with the whole Judy thing? Is that a fetish I've never heard of, being called Judy? Do you like to be spanked if you're not being called Judy?

    Women are just... weird.

    I also don't get the part where your ass is taking a break -and- you want to be spanked. Is that considered taking a break? I certainly don't take breaks that way, so I'm curious as to whether that works.

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    1. You have to watch this clip. Actually, it is pretty grainy, but all you have to do is hear it. It is one of the funniest scenes ever. The part you NEED to see is about 1:13ish.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JACUKX-xiEs

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  9. Yay!! We made it to the end!!

    I will be taking a short break now as well, if I don't my brain might ooze out of my ears xD.

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    1. CONGRATULATIONS Meredith!!!!! Yes, we did:) My brain already oozed out. I have to mop it up and try to dump it back in.

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  10. Can't believe the end is here. This was my first time for A to Z but I made it! The most challenging part was visiting all the blogs. Hey, congrats on your book. What? When? Where? Who? And what's it about? Hope you sell a bazillion!

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    1. This was my first time too and it is time to celebrate! WOO-HOO! I thought visiting all the blogs was the hardest part too. I wanted to visit as many as I could, but I also wanted to support my blogging friends I made along the way. Just not enough hours in the day.

      I actually have 2. The first is kind of a self-help book about chronic pain called "Pain, Pain, Go Away..." which should be out in June. I was in a car accident in 1995, had 7 surgeries and due to nerve injury in my head, I have a nonstop migraine. I can only look at the computer for brief amounts of time. I type with my computer screen covered and by looking at the keyboard.

      The 2nd I believe will fall under fiction (I think that's what my publisher said). It was called "Why Am I Still Single?" but there are a lot of books with similar titles, so we had a few titles but believe we are going with "Who Do You Think You Are?" It is a tough love book for women (and should be a bible for guys) about the different type of women(i.e. The Princess, The Gold Digger; The Chameleon, etc...about 20 types in all)and how they push men away and what to do about it. It's great for guys too because it will help them to identify the types of girls and know right away who and what they are dealing with. I have had a few guys read it and they were like, "Screw marketing to girls! You need to market this to us. we need it!" LOL

      Congrats on finishing this challenge:))) That's awesome.

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  11. Congrats on finishing the challenge! I just wish I would have found you sooner, you crack me up! Now that it's over I'll have to come back and read all your A-Z posts :)

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    1. Yes, please do:) I hope I can provide you with at least one daily laugh if not more:)

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  12. Congrats on finishing the A-Z challenge and on getting published.

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    1. Thank you, Jessica! It was grueling, but I feel a great sense of accomplishment now:)

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  13. So proud of you. I read all your blogs and loved it one. You brought a smile to my face every day I read one or two :) Love ya!

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    1. Thank you, Sunshine. I have to keep writing then... gotta see that million dollar smile of your's;)Thanks for always supporting me. Love ya too!

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  14. I have loved your A-Z posts and that I found your blog through the challenge! Congrats on finishing and congrats on the book!

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