Yeah, no such word exists.
I tried xylophone. Nothing funny about that unless you bash someone you don't like in the head with it...then it's pretty cool.
|Kira, the muse that inspired the|
Disco Skating Rink
And come on, who hasn't spent their whole life dreaming about opening a skating rink for grown-ups? I know when I get together with my friends, they are always commenting on how there is no place for adults to go to skate and really let loose. The rinks around town are flooded with pre-teen and teenage kids that are too young to use fake IDs to get into bars (braces and acne are always dead giveaways to bouncers). If only there was a Sunny around today to open a place where you could drink, skate, fall down and break your neck while your friends point and laugh as they try to figure out who is going to face forward and who is going to skate backwards during the "Couples Only Skate."
|Really hit the nail on the head-|
|It doesn't hurt so much here or here.|
It's more here.
Next I moved on to the XYZ Affair. I thought GREAT! I can finish my A-Z challenge in one shot. But it was all of this history/bribery/boring French crap and I don't speak French other than Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? And while that might get me laid, it won't make for an interesting post.
I know Xanax! Oh sorry, I didn't mean to write about Xanax. I meant to go take so I can stop stressing over this dumb letter. Yep Xanax will make it all better.
Gotta say, when it comes to this letter I think I really nailed it;)
|Stuntman balancing on nail. |
Seriously, WTH? I can guarantee no woman
would try this.