But let's say you are something like me. You have probably spent some time pondering the great questions in life:
While these thoughts often leave us baffled, there is one of the great mysteries of the world that I am happy to be able to solve for you: How do you know when sour cream has gone bad?
This question perplexed me for quite a while. How do you tell if sour cream has gone sour? I mean sour is in the name. Hasn't it already gone bad? Yet we still eat it.
|Sour cream gone bad|
I'm not sure what happened next. All I can tell you is I opened the container, saw something green that abruptly jumped out of my hand, growled at my cat and was last seen heading North on I-75. Clearly it had gone bad. But it didn't stop there. I had noticed some other strange things. The cheese was turning green. The eggs, well they were bad too. There was something in the back behind the crisper drawers that I can only assume used to be some sort of fruit or vegetable. It was now furry, possibly rabid, and smoking a cigarette. As I reached for it I think it tried to bite me. Clearly the Sour Cream was the ring leader in some evil plot to take over the refrigerator. I had discovered it just in time because it apparently it was also trying to convince some bread and onions in the pantry to join them. I grabbed some tongs and removed the furry monster from behind the drawer. It, the cheese and the eggs met their demise in the garbage disposal.
I still have my suspicions that the sour cream was not acting alone. Every once in a while, the strawberries start to get the white fur on them that I now recognize as a gang thing. The milk tries to go bad sometimes too. But my money is on the baking soda. It has been there the longest, sitting in silence, plotting, just waiting for the day it can escape and catch up with the sour cream and take over the world.
Until then, another evil plot has been foiled. I don't want to go calling myself a hero so I'll let you do it. Meanwhile, be on the lookout for that bad sour cream and keep your refrigerators locked. I hear it's looking for a new hideout.
P.S. We are here to laugh; The meaning of life is to live a life worth meaning...
OK, that's a bunch of crap. Some of us are here to do stupid things so that the others (me) can make fun of them on their blog; The meaning of life can be summed up in one word: chocolate. I realize some people may say "sex." I say combine the two and everyone is happy; And I am one of the "they." We make up crap just to see who will believe it. MWAHAHAHA!
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And to all of you A-Zers, we are halfway there! Good job!