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Saturday, March 17, 2012

Shay Lynn -Vampire Slayer

So today I was at the Convenience Center. What is a Convenience Center you ask? Well it is a place where you take your garbage when you don't have trash pick-up so you don't have to go to the dump. In actuality the Convenience Center is an inconvenience because you have to put your smelly garbage in your trunk and drive it to a place that bees convein to plot their world takeover.

After I dumped my garbage, I opened my car doors to clean out the mounds of crap I had accumulated. Hey my retainer! Just kidding. I never had braces or a retainer which makes it all the more strange that one was in my car.

Anyway, recently my dog ran away (don't cry, I found him), so I had wooden stakes and posterboard from when I went around making signs and sticking them up where Anakin (my Husky) could read them and hopefully find his way home. There was only one problem with that; I forgot that he couldn't read. Luckily humans that could read saw the signs, called and a day and a half later, Anakin was home. I went around and pulled the signs and put them in my back seat.

Anakin safe...and caught in my cat's
play house. Hope she got out first!
So  now I am at the Convenience Center and I am pulling the posterboard signs off the stakes and throwing the posterboard away. The woman next to me was throwing her garabage in the bins. I noticed she hadn't seen me throw the signs away. She only saw me with about 10 wooden stakes in my hand.

I could tell she was wondering why the hell I had a handful of wooden stakes so I casually looked at her smiled and said, "You never know when you are going to run into more vampires." She smiled uncomfortably, got in her car and drove away as fast as she could.

Shay Lynn - Vampire Slayer
I think she might have been one.

9 comments:

  1. You should have told her "You Suck....kidding, really... You Bite!!...kidding again... here, can you hold this mirror for a second?"

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  2. LOL I'm sure she wasn't afraid for her life... at all.

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  3. You should have saved them, and tracked down Edward.

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    1. See, I'm more of a Damon from The Vampire Diaries kind of girl. I am cuurently trying to track him down but I'll send Edward your way, Nellie:)

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  4. Ha ha! Brilliant! Very mean, but brilliant. ;-)
    There's an award waiting for you over at my blog.

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    1. Awesome Ermie! Thank you SO Much:) And for the record, I am part Scottish too;)

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  5. Your dog can't read? Lame.
    nice

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    1. I know. I'm a bad mommy. He can't read. Although he makes up for it by speaking fluent Pig Latin (Arkbay!;)

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  6. Quick thinking and funny !

    Just visiting from the A-Z list ... Hello

    RJRdaydreamer

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