Seriously - WTH?

Calling out the stupid...and boy is there a lot to call out.

Friday, March 2, 2012

Ooooo, YAY! We have a New Entry for Dumb Ass of the Year Award!

"Hi. My name is RL. I'm a conservative radio host and I'm an IDIOT."

Well at least that is what he should have said. Instead, this moron, whose name I will not say because I believe he is totally doing this for attention, said the following about a college student that is pro insurance coverage for birth control:

"What does it say about the college co-ed Susan Fluke (sic) who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex — what does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute.”

He went on to say that Susan Fluke is promoting casual sex and if we [the people] are paying for her birth control, she should be required to post the videos of her having sex for us to see.

OK, FIRST of all, with the exception of maybe drug addicts, I can't see any woman prostituting herself for $8 (the monthly cost of my birth control), especially a college student. If for no other reason than because they are required to take Economics and well, that is just not economically intelligent.

Second, many women, including myself, take it for medical reasons. Some take it to regulate themselves; others take it because it dissolves cysts. So put that in your pipe and smoke it R.L.!

Third, don't you think it is better to take precautions instead of having sex without birth control, have a ton of children that you can't afford and having to go on welfare and/or food stamps? Wouldn't that cost more? Besides, if everyone were having litters of children, what would happen to our reality TV? No more shows like the Duggar's 19 Kids and Counting or Kate Plus 8 which has already been cancelled because, well, the Duggar's have more kids. Why watch 8 when you can watch 19+? But if everyone had 19+, then viewers would be like, "Yeah, whatever, I've got 19 kids too." The show would be cancelled and the Duggar's would most likely have to go on welfare or prostitute their children. What do you have to say to that R.L.?

Oink, Snort, Oink
And I can't help but notice that R.L.wasn't screaming when insurance was paying for his drug addition or recovery. He has also remained eerily silent about insurance paying for Viagra. (Not that I can imagine anyone actually wanting to sleep with the pig). I'm a woman. I don't take Viagra. It doesn't give me an erection. So why should I have to pay for some guy's boner pills? By the same definition doesn't that make men prostitutes? No, let me guess, that makes them studs.

To my knowledge, there is nothing about birth control in the Bible. You know why? Because it didn't exist. The objection to it was put forth by religious leaders. Why? Because God wants us to procreate and populate the Earth, which last I heard, people were saying was overpopulated and we were destroying. These same leaders have continuously changed up the rules regarding divorce and other hot button issues. Remember: Don't eat meat on Friday's during Lent? Then it was, well you can eat meat, as long you are over 65, a child or have health issues. In parts of the South, particularly where I currently live, you can't buy alcohol on Sunday "because of God." To that I say, "JESUS DRANK WINE!!!"

How about a real God given Commandment: Thou Shall Not Kill - You know, unless our country is being attacked or someone is breaking into your house.Then lock and load, baby! (And no, I am not slamming our soldiers. I applaud each one and am thankful we have them. I'm simply making a point.) Man tends to twist rules, regulations, and apparently Commandments to suit the needs of mankind.

Signe Wilkinson,Philadelphia Daily News


Still, I can't help but point out that no where in the Bible does it say, "I condemn thee for using birth control. However boner pills are not only accepted, but encouraged." *wink*wink


That said, I think it is pretty funny that not only was Susan Fluke originally not allowed to speak at the hearing, but the panel making the decision was made up of 10 men. So much for trial by your peers -and yes I know this wasn't a trial, but don't you think some women should have been included in the panel? Have you ever tried to get a man to wear a condom? Most turn into a 5 year old throwing a temper tantrum. Yet, assuming we are having sex, we are suppose to rely on this as our primary form of birth control?

Let's move on to the Constitution and Freedom of Religion. Shouldn't that mean you aren't allowed to force your religion down my throat? If you don't believe in birth control, don't buy it. Don't believe in sex before marriage or casual sex? Then don't have it. But don't stop others from living their lives.

Finally, we have Free Speech which protects our rights to say whatever the hell we want, no matter how idiotic that may be. So technically this idiot can blow all of the hot air that he wants to, yet we can't do anything about it. Although Susan may be able to get the bastard for deflamation (*hint*hint), but unfortunately, we can't shut him up for good.

I think what's funniest about the whole thing and the reason R.L. opposes it so is because he could be the poster child for birth control. Picture it: His mom holding up a photo of him with the phrase "Don't let this happen to you."


Bottom line:  I say birth control and boner pills for all! Susan Fluke, go get your's girl...but despite what R.L. says, please don't show us the video.

In closing I have a special request for R.L. please practice safe sex - Go f%@k yourself!

Special Note: RL has issued an apology for his "insulting comments." He said he was just trying to be funny. Idiot!

8 comments:

  1. Too bad you captured the good side of RL's face in that picture. But, yeah my girlfriend takes birth control for health reasons as well. Unfortunately, I guess that makes her slut according to the riveting mind of an obese, drug addict with erectile disfunction.

    Brilliant post! (I especially enjoy the 'pig' label)

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  2. Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it :)

    You know what is really funny? I couldn't believe when I was looking up the pictures how much he REALLY does look like one. I mean, seriously. It didn't matter if it was a cartoon or a real one. The resemblance is uncanny!haha

    Tell your girlfriend she is not alone. Apparently we are all slut to some degree and cheap ones!

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  3. I felt exactly the same way. What troubles me more is all of the legislation that "like minded" people are trying to pass around the nation that would limit right guaranteed to us by the decision of Roe v. Wade.

    They will feel the pressure come November.

    I have to say...I am looking forward to reading more. Found you via A to Z.

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    1. Ever notice those "like minded" people are usually old men? Notice they want to get the healthcare covered Viagra to sleep with all the interns, they just evidentally don't care if they knock them up.

      I'm glad you like my blog. I hope you contiue reading and enjoy it! Looking forward to your's too:)

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  4. Agreed...Hey and A-Z Challenger with some fun gritty opinions to get out/// LOVE it!

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    1. Nome - welcome to my blog. Yes, if you are looking for fun and gritty opinions, my blog is the place. I don't play well with stupid people and need somewhere to vent - Viola! My blog was born. If you liked this one, you might want to check out the original Nominees for Dumb Ass of the Year award. RL was a late entry.LOL

      Oh and thanks for the turtle sandbox/garden idea. I am SO going to do that:)

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  5. Can we nominate him for Dumb Ass of the Decade too?

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    1. Absolutely! Although there are so many in contention for that title, that I don't think we could ever choose just one winner.

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