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Wednesday, February 29, 2012

I'm Calling This Post "Haha I GOT AN AWARD And You Didn't" Because I'm Mature Like That

Oh yeah! That's right. Who's a badass little blogger?

Me! That's who.I just received an award for blogs with under 200 followers or as I like to think of it, some-of-the-best-little-blogs-you-aren't-following...yet;) It is for, as Gossip Girl describes it, the grooviest blogs.

And on that note, special thanks to Gossip Girl for choosing my blog. You rock! I am humbled that you picked it and glad that you enjoy it and more importantly, don't get offended by my spoon sharp wit and humor. Be sure to click the link below or the Liebster Blog Badge on the side of my blog so that you can check her's out too which she describes as: "1C of "Oh Hell No", 1/2C of Controversy, 1T Humor, 1t of a little entertainment and a pinch of My Opinion..."

http://myworldaccordingtomeii.blogspot.com/
So now it is my turn because there are rules and as much as I hate rules, I really like the little award thingy considering the only other major awards I have received are a Blue Ribbon in 6th grade for the Longest Softball Toss (that's a life skill that comes in handy) and an induction into the National Honor Society in high school (The boys were beating down my door after that, let me tell you! Yeah, I'm a nerd).

To accept the award you must do a few things:
1) Thank the person that nominated you on your blog and link back to them;
2) Nominate up to 5 other blogs for the award;
3) Let them know via comment on their blog;
4) Post the award on your blog.

So now, I get to choose 5 blogs with under 200 followers that I think rock and that you should be reading, in addition to mine of course. Here they are and in no particular order:


1.)The SSS Porch Party - "a unique group of noisy neighbors that share the passion to get together to party, drink, and act crazy. As you can imagine, many funny party stories have evolved over the years, and will continue well into the future. The characters and stories are narrated with text, pictures, and videos as observed through the eyes of Barfly."  http://sssporchparty.blogspot.com/

(I can't guarantee you won't get offended BUT I can guarantee you'll laugh;)

2.)Buttons Are Not Currency - I am crazy about Nellie's sensual and poetic writing style. Be careful because her words will seduce your mind, and may just capture your soul. 
http://nellievaughn.blogspot.com/

3.)Muppets For Justice - If I was given an opportunity to spend 5 minutes inside Addman's brain I don't know if I would be more excited or frightened to my very core. With titles like: Brain Shits and Fate Of The World (Or How I Learned To Stop Vegetarianism And Love The Bomb), you never know what will come out of his mouth next, but it will be funny. http://muppetsforjustice.blogspot.com/  

4.)Pull My Funnybone - "Pull My Funnybone contains sick & twisted stories to offend and disgust you and hopefully make you laugh so hard you pee your pants." http://www.pullmyfunnybone.com/

I could try to think of something to convey how funny and offensive her blog is, but I think you should check it out for youself;)

5.) Hills Block View - This Mr. Mom describes himself as "Twice the idiot, none of the savant." http://hillblocksview.blogspot.com/
I just discovered this blog the other day and am already in love with it. Very funny! If you need a laugh, he'll supply one or ten.

Picking just five wasn't easy, but I tried to pick the ones that I know blog often and that I think have the most universal appeal. Writing at it's best. Seriously, it's worth clicking off FaceBook, Pintrest or even the porn sites you claim your not looking at and don't know how they got into your browser. Enjoy! (The blogs...not the porn, eh, the porn too. Why not:)

11 comments:

  1. Hey Shay! I am another award recipient and am checking out the other winners. Your blog looks like a lot of fun :)

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    1. I just checked out your's too:) Congrats on your award as well. I look forward to reading more of your posts and hope you enjoy mine!

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  2. Thanks so much for my award!!! YIPEE!!! Right now I have one blind mute from Micronesia as my one faithful reader. Maybe I'll get TWO readers now!

    Please pardon my complete stupidity..re: the steps...
    1. So, I did thank you (automatically) in a respond comment but should I go back and put a link to your blog in my comment? Did I do it right?
    2. So to nominate others I just go on their blogs and put that in a comment (like you did for mine?)
    3. Then do a new post on my blog outlining the blogs I have nominated?

    Please pardon my stupidity!!! Thanks again!

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  3. No problem. Your blog makes me laugh. Okay, so here is what you do:

    You want to copy the little badge thing that says Liebster Blog and add it on your blog (see the top of my blog to the left). You add it by going through design and adding a photo. They give you an option to not only put a title and caption, but a URL too. I put the person that nominated me in the link so if you click on it, it will take you to her's (but you don't have to do that).

    Then write a post about this award (BTW, Liebster is German for "dearest" apparently, although I don't know how warm, fuzzy and "dearest" our blogs are.LOL)

    Nominate five blogs. I named them, did a brief description or jacked one off of their page and then copied their link to put with it. You DON'T have to do all of that. You can just name the 5 if that is all you want to do.

    You also put me somewhere in that post with a link to my blog.

    Then, you go to whatever blogs you picked and write a comment like I did for your's so they know that you have awarded them:)

    Thanks again for blogging. It helps keep me inspired to write too!

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  4. Shay, You rock girl. I love your blog. Witty, sexy, funny, and intuitive. It is an honor to get this award from such a hot, smart chick. You are so right in the offensiveness of my blog, but you take it in such classy style. Where is your Super Hot Blogging Diva's award? Mrs. One day made it, and it is there for you to take and post.

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  5. Haha I love your blog and pictures! OK, I just added my Super Hot Blogging Diva Award. I even put a pick so if you click on it , it takes you to your blog:)

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  6. Thank you very, very, very much for the award, Shay. Oddly enough, Chiz has also awarded me with the very same award, but I have room for two on my mantelpiece.

    Also, five minutes in my mind would be rather dull. The party is in my stomach.

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    1. Yeah! See, you are deserving:)

      However, I think I will avoid your stomach in case you are full of shit;)

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  7. Hey thanks so much! I totally appreciate it. I promise I will abide by the rules of the award... soon. But I am fantastically busy, and not a little bit lazy and procrastinate-y, so as for now, I am now following you, I thank you and I will pick some other deserving winner-er types to bestow this award thingy on soon. ta ta for now. flip out

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  8. No problem Flip and just because I follow you, doesn't mean you have to follow me. I won't get offended:)

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