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Saturday, February 25, 2012

Shay Lynn...PORN STAR

For those of you that aren't aware, and by now you should have heard me screaming it from the roof tops followed by a WHOOP -WHOOP and happy dance, I am having my book published. Yes, it is very exciting and it will be coming to a book store near you in about August, so buy it and make me rich.

Now, as any writer knows it is incredibly difficult to get published unless you are a highly respected person in a particular field (I am not), have a shit load of money (I don't) or are a celebrity with a sex tape (still waiting for Colin Farrell or Johnny Depp to call me back).  No, I fall in none of the aforementioned categories.

Or so I thought...

But tonight, after receiving an email from my publisher I have discovered something I never knew about myself: I'm a porn star. That's right, a bend your legs behind your head, threesome havin', into guys with cheesey mustaches and maybe some girls too, pound me hard porn star.



Shay Lynn (Porn Star)- Not me

OK, not really, but if you google me, that's what you will find: Shay LynnXXX. I even have a video on youtube and a Twitter following. And apparently, for those that are curious, I am not only "bad" but I am also "Nationwide." I am not even certain what that means. Is that how my porno starts? Am I a good little insurance agent by day and a bad, S&M dominatrix by night? Instead of the normal porn music, Bow chicka bow wow do I get down and dirty to the Nationwide insurance theme?

I know what you are thinking...I know a lot about porn. Well, I should...I'm in the industry.


I don't know which accomplishment to be more proud of: My book publishing or my successful career in the pornographic industry.
Me - Writer NOT Porn Star
(& about as Porno as I get!)

So, after receiving this email about my pen name-sorry to all of you that thought Shay Lynn was my real name. I still love you, just not enough to let you know my true identity. Kind of like a super-hero, only less glamorous. Anyway, so after receiving this email message from my publisher, I did what any good writer would do. I sent her a message back that said:

Do you think it will help us sell more books?

17 comments:

  1. Congratulations - on both counts! ;-)

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    1. Thanks, Kristen. I am very proud of my multi-tasking abilities.LOL

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  2. What is the name of this book of yours - "The Story of My Life. My BooTAY, My TooSHAY." ? I've got to line up for an autograph!!

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    1. Who told?!? Man, no one can keep a secret.LOL

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    1. Nellie, I say we team up! The Dominatrix and The Vampire Layers. I bet we could make a fortune!

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  4. Do you write whilst performing in porn? That's a talent worth promoting!

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    1. Well of course, and in addition to writing while performing, I also bake cookies and sing show tunes. I am great at multi-tasking.

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  5. Congratulations! You must be so proud :) I predict many blog hits for you in your future :D

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  6. Yes, I am beaming with pride...as our my parents. You know parents always hope their children will grow up to pursue a career in the porn industry;)

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  7. That's ok, I am sure it is not her real name either.

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  8. This is hilarious! Matthew MacNish is my pen name. My real name is Matthew Rush. Google Matthew Rush (NSFW) if you want to know why I used a pen name.

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    1. OMG! So you are a gay porn star?!? That's great! At least it says "you" retired after finding true love. BTW, I LOVE that one of his movies was called "Whorry Potter." LMAO!

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  9. What would be even more hilarious if a little ways down the road, your fans email the porn star Shay Lynn asking about the book she (aka you) wrote. XD

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    1. Oh no! With my luck she'll have a porn book that people will come up to ME thinking I'm the porn star! LOL

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  11. Congrats! Can't wait to read your book.

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